Yes! Why didn't I think of it before? Of course I must subscribe to this splendid quarterly publication.

Four whole issues for the queen's royal own price of only twenty smackers. Golly gosh, and that includes postage?

Of course I mean four sequential issues, not four copies of the same issue. If that was what I was after, then I'd go to the back issues page.

Still, I must rush you my bank account details with unseemly haste.

By clicking here.

And while I'm here, perhaps I should fill in the utterly anonymous 'Who am I' survey as well.

Right, that's that done. Now for sandwiches.